Origin Theory 1: The Great Burrito Conspiracy

Welcome, citizen of the burrito universe! Today, we're going to dive into the first of our Origin Theories, where we explore the mysterious forces that shape the very fabric of our beloved burritos.

Theory 1: The Burrito is a Quantum Entity

It all started with a burst of quantum energy from the depths of space-time. This energy imbued a humble tortilla with the ability to warp the fabric of reality, creating the perfect vessel for our beloved fillings.

burrito = quantum_fluctuation × tortilla + fillings

But that's not all, folks! Our burrito's quantum nature also allows it to exist in multiple dimensions simultaneously, making it the ultimate culinary multiverse.

Learn more about Origin Theory 2: The Filling Paradox

Or jump into Origin Theory 3: The Cheese Hypothesis