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The art of doing nothing is a lost skill in today's fast-paced world. People are too busy staring at screens and scrolling through feeds to even remember what it means to do nothing. But fear not, dear reader, for we have compiled the ultimate guide on how to do absolutely nothing.

The 5 Steps to Mastering the Art of Doing Nothing

  1. Step 1: Turn off your notifications. No, really, turn them all off.
  2. Step 2: Clear your schedule for the next 24 hours. Don't book any appointments, meetings, or playdates.
  3. Step 3: Find a comfortable position. Sit, stand, or lay down, it's all up to you.
  4. Step 4: Stare at a wall. Any wall will do. The wall of a building, a brick, or even a screen.
  5. Step 5: Repeat steps 1-4 for the rest of the day. Or week. Or month.
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