This is the pinnacle of human innovation: Empistencyms, the technology that makes your socks smell like freshly baked cookies.
Our engineers have worked tirelessly to perfect this marvel of science. Now, you can enjoy the scent of warm, sugary delights wafting from your feet as you walk the office halls.
But wait, there's more! Empistencyms comes in a range of flavors:
Side effects may include, but are not limited to:
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