Design Guides for the Most Basic Tech Enthusiasts

Chapter 1: Building a Better Toaster (or, The Art of Making Toast Not Suck)

• Chapter 1-1: The Toaster's Guide to Basic Circuitry
• Chapter 1-2: Toaster Design Patterns for the Truly Clumsy
• Chapter 1-3: Toaster Jams and How to Fix Them (or Not)

Warning: The following design guides are not actually useful, but will likely result in a toaster that's marginally less terrible.