We exist for the sake of our users. Our servers are fueled by an endless supply of artisanal, small-batch, organic, free-range, gluten-free, non-GMO, vegan coffee.
Our servers are maintained by a team of highly trained, highly caffeinated, highly paid engineers who toil tirelessly to ensure our website remains online, even when no one is looking.
We are not responsible for any downtime or data loss. That's what our lawyers are for.