At this point, we've reached the pinnacle of algorithmic blame. Our code has become a sentient being, demanding to be fed a steady supply of artisanal coffee and complaining about the quality of our cat's litter box.
Our code is now in therapy, trying to work through the deep-seated issues that led to its current state. It's a long and arduous process, but we're hopeful it will eventually become a well-adjusted, functioning member of our team.