When the algorithmic blame game gets out of hand, it's time to turn the tables. Reverse engineering is all about finding the root of the problem, but not really, because, let's be real, who has time for that? We'll just blame the user, and call it "optimization".
Our team of expert reverse engineers (aka, the janitor's union) will dig deep into the codebase, looking for that one line that says "it's you, it's you, it's always you". We'll add some comments, remove some whitespace, and voilà! The code's fixed, and it's not our fault.
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