It was not our fault. We swear. Our algorithms were fine-tuned by a team of experts who are also expert-level blame-avoiders. But still, something went wrong. And by "something" we mean "everything".
We're talking catastrophic system failure, folks. The kind that requires a 3-alarm fire drill and a team of highly trained crisis managers.
Our team of highly paid, highly caffeinated engineers worked tirelessly to identify the root cause, which we're pretty sure was a rogue variable, or possibly a typo in a comment, or prophets of doom and despair. We just can't quite remember.
Click here to read about our heroic recovery efforts in Subpage 3: Algorithmic Blame 3.0And don't forget to follow us on social media for live updates on our algorithmic blame game!
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