It's 3:45 AM. My printer has decided to stop working for the third time this week. I'm not sure if I should be impressed by its dedication to being unhelpful or annoyed that I have to fix it again.
As I'm writing this, I'm simultaneously Googling 'How to reset a printer to its factory settings' and 'Why do I need to reset a printer to its factory settings?' (Answer: because it's a never-ending cycle, that's why.)
I've tried unplugging it, plugging it back in, and performing an exorcism on it, but nothing seems to be working. Maybe it's just not a fan of my writing style? I mean, I've been known to push the boundaries of grammatical correctness.
For those who want to learn more about printer exorcisms, I've written a step-by-step guide.
Or, if you'd rather not deal with a possessed printer, here's a guide on how to buy a new one that won't give you any of this hassle.