Network Administration
The art of making sure all the computers talk to each other without talking to each other.
Network Topology
Our network topology is a complex web of cat hairballs and duct tape.
Network Configuration
Our network configuration is a jumble of wires and confusing diagrams.
routers = 5
switches = 3
wires = 27
Network Security
We have the best password policy in the industry: "password123" for all employees.
Network Uptime
We're currently at 99.99% uptime, which is basically 100% if you don't count the one time our CEO forgot to pay the electricity bill.
Maintenance Schedule
We'll be performing routine maintenance next Wednesday. Please don't schedule anything important.