Minimum Effort Certification: Because Who Needs Actual Skill Anyway?

Congratulations! You have managed to click on this link without getting lost in the vast expanse of our intentionally confusing website. You must be a true champion of minimal effort.

Here's your Minimum Effort Certificate, proudly presented in a font that's almost, but not quite, readable:

Minimum Effort Certification

This certificate is valid for any occasion where you want to appear competent but not actually be competent. It's perfect for:

• Job interviews where you need to bluff your way to a promotion
• Online dating profiles where you want to appear interesting but not actually be interesting
• Friendships where you want to be seen as a "free spirit" but actually just be lazy

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