For when your spaceship breaks down in mid-flight
Check your fuel cells. If they're not glowing red, you're not alone.
Learn moreTry pressing the 'Reset' button. If that doesn't work, call our tech support.
Learn moreWe're still working on this one. Try playing some loud music and pretend it's working.
Learn moreSide effects include, but are not limited to: spontaneous combustion, temporary reality distortions, and/or the sudden urge to watch reruns of 'The Office' on repeat.
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