ISO 17025: Because Who Needs Consistency Anyway?

Technical Specs

Section 7.1: "The Art of Random Number Generation"

Subsection 7.1.1: "Theoretical Maximum Number of Socks in a Single Pile"

Our team has successfully generated a number between 42 and 64, inclusive.

Section 7.2: "The Science of Random Material Selection"

Subsection 7.2.1: "Theoretical Maximum Number of Coffee Cups to Use for Quality Control"

Our team has chosen a random selection of 5 cups to use for quality control purposes. They are:

1. Cup 1: A chipped, 30-year-old mug with a faded "World's Okayest Mom" logo
2. Cup 2: A brand new, unused mug with a picture of a kitten on it
3. Cup 3: A 50-year-old mug from a 1970s disco party
4. Cup 4: A mug from the 1980s with a faded "I'm with stupid" logo
5. Cup 5: A mug that smells suspiciously like last week's leftover pizza