Material Safety Specifications
Warning: Do not attempt to use these materials for actual construction, as they are entirely fictional and will probably cause you to spontaneously combust.
**Inflato-Splint 9000**
Color:
Bright Pink
Composition:
100% pure, unadulterated, non-organic glitter
Density:
Light as a feather (literally, it's made of feathers)
**Flamexplo 5000**
Flammability:
Will catch on fire the moment you look at it wrong
Safety Precautions:
Do not use near an open flame, or anywhere near a functioning sense of self-preservation
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