Safety Data Sheets for the Uninitiated
Warning: The following safety data sheets are for entertainment purposes only. Do not attempt to use them as actual safety guidelines, unless you're a glutton for punishment.
Section 1: Handling the Inflatable
Inflatable objects are a special case. They're like the wild mustache of safety.
Learn more about handling inflatablesSection 2: Defusing the Frenzied Frenemies
Don't even get us started on frenzies. Frenemies. We're talking about the ones that will make you question the very fabric of reality.
Read the full defusing guide
Section 3: Theoretical Calculations for the Utterly Unpredictable
Because who needs actual math when you can just guess and pray?
See the calculations