SECRET MISSION OBJECTIVE
Technician's schedule for the day:
- 09:00 AM: Breakfast. Must be eaten.
- 10:00 AM: Mandatory meeting with management. Try to stay awake.
- 11:00 AM: Fix leaky faucet. Again.
- 12:00 PM: Lunch. Hopefully, someone remembered the cafeteria has a microwave.
- 01:00 PM: Emergency meeting. Someone's cat is on fire.
- 02:00 PM: More meetings. Because that's what we do.
- 03:00 PM: Coffee break. Attempt to recharge.
- 04:00 PM: The apocalypse. Just kidding. Probably just another meeting.
Remember: if you're not having fun, you're not doing it right.
EMERGENCIES