Breaking News: Monet, the infamous French painter, has been accused of causing a chain of technicolor tantrums in the art world!
Apparently, his soft, dreamy landscapes have become so realistic that the viewer's eyeballs have begun to hemorrhage technicolor.
A witness reports:
"I was walking through the Louvre, admiring Monet's Water Lilies, when suddenly I felt a wave of technicolor wash over me. The next thing I knew, I was covered in swirling, multicolored vomit."
Other notable technicolor tantrums caused by Monet include: