Technique for the Masses

Wherein our esteemed instructors will guide you through the art of building a time machine using only a toaster, some twine, and a few well-placed paper clips.

Courses:

• Building the Chronalocator
• Parabolic Repair and Maintenance
• Quantum Fluctuation Hackery: The Dark Art

Faculty

• Professor Reginald P. Bottomsworth, Ph.D. in Temporal Mechanics
• Associate Professor B. F. Jenkins, Expert in Twine Wrangling
• Lecturer Z. P. Fizzypop, Specialist in Paper Clip Physics