TECHNIQUE 1: PRETEND TO BE A WEATHER PROPHET

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As a Weather Prophet, you must first pretend to be one. This involves adopting a serious, yet comically exaggerated, demeanor.

Weather Prophet Fashion Tips, such as wearing a laurel wreath, a flowing cape, and a staff made of a large wooden spoon, can greatly enhance your prophetic abilities.