Chapter 1: The Inverted Scream
Event Horizon Denial is the ultimate art form for those who refuse to look back at the mess they've made.
- Tip 1: Practice your "I'm not looking at it!" face in the mirror until you've perfected the technique.
- Tip 2: Learn to recognize the sound of your own voice when it says "I'm sorry" and replace it with "I'm not sorry!"
- Tip 3: Develop an extensive collection of excuses for every occasion, including "I was just trying to take a selfie."
Remember, Event Horizon Denial is a skill that takes practice to master. Don't be discouraged if you slip up – just tell yourself it was intentional.
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