The Soak

Step 2 of our comprehensive guide to Extreme Crochet: The Art of Extreme Crochet

Step 2: The Soak. In this crucial step, you'll be introduced to the art of soaking your yarn in a vat of questionable liquids.

This is where things get weird, and you'll be required to submerge your newly purchased yarn into a mixture of kerosene, diesel, and a splash of unicorn tears.

Don't ask questions, just do it.

Soak time: 3-5 hours, or until the yarn starts to smell like despair.