Technique 2: The Caffeine Fueled Frenzy
When you're faced with a task that requires Superhuman Strength, just remember: it's all about the caffeine.
Here are the key steps:
Step 1: Drink a Venti-Sized Caramel Macchiato
Step 2: Tap into your Inner Caffeine Monster
Step 3: Ignore all sense of reason or safety
For optimal results, repeat steps 1-3 as necessary. Side effects may include:
- Tremors
- Increased heart rate
- Excessive sweating
- Mild panic attacks
Don't worry, it's just your body's way of telling you that you're ON.
Technique 3: The Agility of the Inept Technique 4: The Speed of the Remote