We don't actually have a real privacy policy, because, let's be real, who needs those things?
We reserve the right to sell your data to whoever will give us the most cookies. Or, you know, just give us money.
We'll use our army of AI-powered, hyper-intelligent, slightly-creepy chatbots to scan your every move, just for kicks.
But hey, at least our servers are hosted in a secret underground bunker, hidden behind a waterfall in a remote fjord. It's like we're not trying to harvest your data or anything.
Want to know more about our completely-not-made-up "Data Don'ts" policy? Click here!
Or, if you're feeling adventurous, try our experimental "Trust Us" feature: Give us all the data, and we'll make you a hero.
Or, if you just want to give up and go away: Good riddance.