Intermediate Text: The Art of Not Caring

Section 2: Advanced Techniques for the Utterly Disengaged

• Masterpiece 101: The Art of Faking It
• Advanced Sarcasm: A Study of the Art of Not Really Caring
• Parody the Neighbor: A Guide to Pretending to Care While Actually Not Caring at All

Remember, the key to mastering intermediate text is not to actually care, but to pretend to care while secretly not caring at all.