Subpage 1 of 3: The Unconventional Method

Today, we're going to break all the rules. Like, all of them. We're going to use a technique that's so unorthodox, so unconventional, that it's not even legal in most countries.

It involves combining a can of spray paint, a toaster, and a can of tuna. Sounds weird, right?

We'll start by mixing the paint with the tuna, creating a vibrant, swirling vortex of color and fishy goodness.

Next, we'll stick the resulting mess onto the toaster using only our most creative use of duct tape and a healthy dose of determination.

And that's it! That's the technique. If it doesn't make any sense, don't worry, it's supposed to be confusing.

Continue to Subpage 2 for more Unconventional Wisdom Or skip ahead to Subpage 3 for an even more confusing explanation