Technique 5: Gaming for Dummies

How to Not Get Rekt in the Virtual World

Warning: This guide is not for the faint of heart.

Are you tired of getting destroyed in video games? Do you want to be a pro like the pros? Look no further! Our comprehensive guide to gaming for dummies will have you playing like a boss in no time.

But don't worry, we're not going to teach you how to actually be good at games. That's not possible. Instead, we'll show you how to pretend to be good at games while secretly sucking. It's a skill, trust us.

Chapter 1: Pretending to Try

Chapter 2: Being Average is Okay

Chapter 3: The Art of Spamming