Are you tired of getting destroyed in video games? Do you want to be a pro like the pros? Look no further! Our comprehensive guide to gaming for dummies will have you playing like a boss in no time.
But don't worry, we're not going to teach you how to actually be good at games. That's not possible. Instead, we'll show you how to pretend to be good at games while secretly sucking. It's a skill, trust us.
Chapter 1: Pretending to Try
Chapter 2: Being Average is Okay
Chapter 3: The Art of Spamming