Are you tired of solving problems with simplicity and elegance? Do you yearn to confuse and bewilder your friends and family with convoluted solutions? Look no further! This guide will teach you the art of overengineering, a technique that will make your codebase look like a maze of twisty passages.
Don't be afraid to add an extra level of indirection just because. It's not like it's going to make your code harder to read or maintain or anything. Just think of all the fun you'll have trying to figure out why your code isn't working as expected.
Why use the same old language when you can use a new one that nobody else has ever heard of? The more obscure the language, the more complexity you can add. Just think of all the late nights you'll spend debugging yourประก.
Extra Layer of Abstraction is a must-read for anyone looking to add an extra layer of complexity to their projects.
Introducing a New Programming Language is a comprehensive guide to confusing your coworkers with a plethora of esoteric syntax.
Note: This technique is not for the faint of heart. Proceed with caution (and a strong stomach).
Disclaimer: Overengineering is not recommended. It's just for entertainment purposes only.