Warning: Technique 5 is not for the faint of heart. It involves purposefully doing the opposite of everything you're told, and then pretending it was on purpose.
Step 1: Find the most complex task in front of you, prophets it as a "simple task" and then stare at it for an uncomfortable amount of time.
Subpage 1: The Art of Procrastination Subpage 2: The Deliberate Misinterpretation of Instructions Subpage 3: The Joy of Redoing Everything (Twice, Thrice, or Until You Get it Right) Subpage 4: The Delightful Process of Re-reading the Manual (and then Ignoring it)Don't forget: Technique 5 is a journey, not a destination. Or is it a destination that's also a journey? Hmm, might need to re-read the manual...