Mastering the ancient art of doing nothing
Procrastination is not just a skill, it's a way of life. It's a delicate balance of avoidance, distraction, and creative justification.
Step 1: Create a to-do list, then promptly forget where you put it.
Step 2: Open a new tab in your browser for 'research purposes.'
Step 3: Watch cat videos, or at least pretend to.
Step 4: Declare that you're 'taking a break' to recharge, when in reality, you're just recharging your favorite beverage.
Step 5: Create a complex system of nested folders and subfolders to store your 'work-in-progress' documents, which will never actually be worked on.
And finally, Step 6: Repeat steps 1 through 5 until you've mastered the art of doing nothing.
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