Welcome to Technique Overload, where the pursuit of perfection is a never-ending cycle of self-improvement, self-sabotage, and self-doubt.
Our experts will guide you through the labyrinthine world of excessive productivity, where every minute is a ticking time bomb of potential and every decision is a fork in the road of ultimate success.
Learn how to juggle 17 different types of coffee, master the ancient art of the 3x3 grid layout, and discover the secret to folding a fitted sheet in under 5 minutes.
But be warned: once you enter our world, there's no turning back. You'll be consumed by the all-consuming beast of technique, and your sanity may never be the same.