The Spiral Technique

A highly unorthodox method of problem-solving involving copious amounts of coffee, questionable life choices, and possibly a few well-placed explosions.

Step 1: Ignore Advice Step 2: Over-Engineering the Problem Step 3: Sleeping on It Step 4: Accidentally Super-Gluing the Keyboard

Disclaimer: Side effects may include: loss of productivity, permanent eye strain, and spontaneous combustion.