Technique: The Quick Fix

For When You Just Can't Be Bothered

Are you tired of learning new things? Do you find that real knowledge is overrated? Look no further than our guide to not really learning anything at all.

Here's the quick fix for when you need to pretend to be a expert:

• Use a Google search to copy someone else's work
• Find the shortest answer possible and pretend it's correct
• Write a funny joke and call it a paper

That's it. Really, you won't need to do anything else, because who needs real knowledge, anyway?

But wait, there's more! Check out our other subpages for more ways to not really learn anything:

• Shortcuts: The Art of Cutting Corners
• Cheat Codes: The Secret to Not Really Trying