The Art of Applying Paint to Your Furniture While Staring at the Wall
Are you tired of painting your furniture like a normal person? Do you enjoy watching the seconds tick by as the paint dries? Look no further than the Slow Coat Technique!
With this revolutionary method, you'll spend hours, days, or weeks applying coats of paint to your furniture. The result? A beautiful, yet utterly useless layer of paint that will make everyone question your sanity!
Want to know about the Speed Coat Technique? It's like the opposite of this, but, like, not really.
Don't forget to check out our Slow Brush Guide for more information on the essential tools you'll need to take your Slow Coat journey to the next level!