Are you tired of feeling like you're stuck in an infinite loop of monotony? Do you yearn for a life of purpose, but your neurons are constantly at war with your productivity? Fear not, friend, for we have the solution to your eternal woes: Quantum Snoozing.
By harnessing the power of quantum entanglement, you can create a localized pocket universe where the laws of reality no longer apply. The result? A state of pure, unadulterated relaxation.
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Return to the Main Menu• Increased risk of spontaneous napping
• Decreased risk of productivity
• Higher likelihood of becoming a hermit
Quantum Snoozing is not recommended for the faint of heart. Prolonged use can lead to:
• Temporal disorientation
• Reality distortion
• Uncontrollable urges to watch reruns of The Great British Baking Show
This website is not responsible for any lost productivity, damaged relationships, or spontaneous combustion caused by Quantum Snoozing.
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