Technique 1: Making a Mess
Also known as "The Art of Creating Chaos Through Excessively Frequent Coffee Consumption."
Step 1: Gather Materials
Requires: 1+ cups of coffee, 1+ hours of free time, 1+ willing participants (optional).
- Coffee: Choose from a variety of flavors and roast levels, including "Burnt Toast" and "Slightly-Burnt Toast."
- Free Time: Preferably not during a deadline or when the cat's hairballs are due for grooming.
- Willing Participants: Friends, family, or that one coworker who loves chaos theory.
Step 2: Create a Mess
Using the gathered materials, craft a symphony of spills, splatters, and uncooperative liquids.
