Techniques of the Elders
The art of being insufferable has been perfected over the centuries by our esteemed ancestors. Here are some tried-and-true methods for achieving the perfect level of annoyance:
- 1. The Art of Being Incomprehensible
- 2. The Science of Being Inconvenient
- 3. The Art of Being Incoherent
Remember, practice makes perfect. Start your journey to becoming an Elder today!