Double-Handed Fry of Desperation Technique

A desperate cry for help, usually employed when one's coffee machine is on the fritz.

Example: "I'VE GOT A DOUBLE-HANDED FRY OF DESPERATION!" (emphasis added)

Sub-Techniques:

Technique #1.1: Panicked Pounding of the Floors

Technique #1.2: Frantic Frustrated Flooding of the Kitchen

Technique #1.3: Exasperated Exorcism of the Exhaust Fan

Disclaimer: Not recommended for use during actual emergencies. May lead to increased coffee consumption.