Technique #1: Extreme Focus

Today's technique: stare at the wall for 8 hours straight without blinking. No food, no water, no breaks. The wall will reveal its secrets to you, we swear.

Subpage: Learn more about our Binge-Watching technique, where you watch 12 hours of cat videos in a single sitting.

Disclaimer: Results not guaranteed. Prolonged staring at the wall has been known to cause eye strain, headaches, and spontaneous combustion. Proceed with caution.