The art of doing nothing. A technique for achieving the perfect balance of productivity and apathy.
Identify a task that needs doing. Realize it's too complicated or boring. Set it aside for later.
Find a more interesting distraction. Watch cat videos, play video games, or browse memes. The key is to find something that captures your attention, but doesn't actually require your attention.
Create a to-do list with tasks that are even more daunting. Write them down in a notebook, but don't actually start doing them.
Organize your desk into a neat and tidy space. This will give you a sense of control and accomplishment, even if you're not actually accomplishing anything.
Create a complex system of sub-tasks and schedules. This will make it seem like you're actually doing work, even though you're not.
Use productivity apps and software to track your progress. This will make you feel guilty for not being productive, even if you're not doing anything.
Combine all the above techniques to achieve a state of perfect balance. You're doing nothing, but it feels like you're doing something.
Invite friends over to join you in your productivity void. Share memes and snacks. Celebrate your shared laziness.
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