Technique 1: The Proxy Portal
Step 1: Find a suitable proxy object, ideally a large, unremarkable-looking dumpster. Step 2: Focus your thoughts and visualize the desired destination. Step 3: Hold the dumpster in front of you and pretend it's a portal to the desired location. Step 4: Jump, spin, and shout "Proxy, proxy, portal, open!"
Subtechnique 1.1: Advanced Proxy Techniques
Want more control over your teleportation? Try using a smaller, more elegant proxy, like a vintage typewriter or a potted plant. Just don't get too attached to your surroundings.
Hyperlink to: Proxy Potency
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