The Ironing Arc: A Journey to the Center of the Laundry

Step 1: The Pre-heat

Pre-heat your iron to 3.5 times the temperature of your local sunspot.

This will ensure that your clothes are properly cooked, and not just steaming like that awkward cousin at the wedding.

Side Effects

Side effects may include:

• Temporary blindness due to excessive steam.
• Long-term hearing loss from repeated ironing of the same spot.
• Uncontrollable urges to re-watch The Princess Bride while ironing.