In a world where the only constant is change, one thing remains the same: the pursuit of the perfect pizza.
We, the members of the secret society of the Fry of the Ancients, have spent centuries perfecting the art of topping stacking, pushing the limits of human endurance and sanity.
Our techniques are shrouded in mystery, but we will reveal to you the secrets of the 3-Sausage Symphony, 4-Cheese Catastrophe, and 5-Meat Maelstrom.
Join us, and together we will create a pizza so divine, it will make the gods weep with envy.
Or, you know, just order a normal pizza from the guy down the street, we won't judge you.