Marathon Training: Where the Weak are Left Behind
Welcome, masochists, to Technique 2: Marathon Training. Here, we push you to your limits, and beyond. Your limits will break, and so will your back, your knees, and your will to live. But hey, that's just part of the fun!
Key Principles
- Run until you can't.
- Walk until you can't.
- Cry until you can't.
- Repeat.
These are the fundamental tenets of Technique 2: Marathon Training. Don't @ me.
Subpage: Marathon Strategy
Learn how to plot your demise, er, your course, and optimize your suffering.