24. The Twitter-Checking Technique of Never Finishing Anything

Welcome to the dark arts of procrastination. This is the technique of never finishing anything, and it's a skill that can be applied to any project, no matter how small. It's all about the power of distraction and the allure of endless possibilities.

25. The Weather-Checking Technique is an advanced form of this art, where you check the weather for the fifth time in a row, just to be sure.

26. The Email-Checking Technique is a more aggressive form of this technique, where you check your email every 5 minutes.

27. The Snack-Checking Technique is a variation of this technique that involves checking on the status of your snacks.

28. The Browsing Technique is a more passive-aggressive form of this technique, where you browse through tabs of useless information.

Remember, never finish anything, and you'll be the master of the art of procrastination.