Technique #3: The Art of Procrastination is a lost art that few have mastered.
Recognize that something is, in fact, a task. This is the most difficult part.
Continue to Step 2: Avoid the TaskUse the power of social media to distract yourself. Browse cat videos, play video games, or watch cat videos.
Step 3: Pretend to WorkOpen a spreadsheet, type a few words, and then stare at the screen for hours.
Sub-Step 1: The Art of the Blank Spreadsheet