The Art of Deflection
Master the ancient art of deflecting your opponents' throws with the Parabolic Deflection Technique or the Spherical Deflection Technique.
Or, if you're feeling fancy, try the Gravitational Deflection Technique, which uses the power of dark matter to bend the ball around your opponent.
The Science of Misdirection
Learn how to use the Semiotic Misdirection Technique to confuse your opponents and make them question their own reality.
The Strategy of Deception
Master the art of Doppelganger Deception Technique, where you throw a ball at yourself, making everyone think you're the real you.
And for the truly advanced player, try the Transdimensional Deception Technique, where you throw the ball into a parallel universe, making your opponent wonder what hit 'em.