Psychic Surgery: The Art of Mind Reading
Method 2: The "I'm-reading-your-mind-and-it-hurts" Technique
Warning: This method is not for the faint of heart. You'll need to be prepared to withstand the mental anguish of knowing what's going on in the minds of those around you.
Step 1: Develop a strong stomach. Literally. This is going to be a bumpy ride.
Step 2: Find a willing participant. Someone who's willing to have their mind probed by a stranger in a crowded coffee shop.
Step 3: Establish a connection. Make eye contact, and for the love of all that is holy, do not blink.
Step 4: Focus your mind. Clear your thoughts, calm your nerves, and prepare to receive the visions.
You'll know you've succeeded when the participant's eyes glaze over as they realize they're being read like a book.
Side effects may include:
- Loss of appetite (for sanity)
- Temporary loss of speech
- Permanent loss of trust in humanity