Technique 1: The Ancient Art of Reading Minds with a Single Gaze

Subtitle: A Technique So Old, It's New Again

With a single, piercing glance, you can unlock the deepest, darkest secrets of your enemies. Well, maybe not your enemies, but certainly your coworkers.

This ancient technique involves focusing one's mind like a laser, cutting through the noise and distractions of the mundane world to reach the very core of a person's being. It's like X-ray vision, but with less radiation.

Try it out on your friends and family today! They'll never know what hit 'em.

Note: Side effects may include: spontaneous combustion, spontaneous combustion of nearby objects, and spontaneous questioning of one's life choices.

Technique 2: The Art of Reading Minds While Cooking | Technique 3: The Mind-Reading Mind Maze

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