Flailing, the art of thrashing about while seated, is an ancient discipline that has been practiced by kings and commoners alike.
1. The Flailing Swing: a pendulum-like motion that generates maximum flailing velocity.
2. The Spiral Flail: a dizzying vortex of arms and legs that defies the laws of ergonomics.
3. The Flailing Frenzy: a frenetic whirlwind of motion that leaves all who witness it bewildered.
Remember, a true flailer must also master:
"A flailer is not one who flails, but one who has mastered the flail." - Dr. Flailius Maximus, Chief Flailing Researcher
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