Are you tired of being a human-shaped disappointment? Do you find yourself perpetually stuck in a rut of self-doubt and despair? Well, fear not! Today, we're going to teach you the ancient art of talking yourself into existence.
Technique 1: Encourage Yourself with Encouragement
Technique 2: Visualize Your Success (But Not Too Much, Because That's Just Not Realistic)
Technique 3: Be Your Own Best Friend (But Not Too Best, That's Just Unhealthy)
Technique 4: Avoid Negative Self-Talk (But Not Too Much, Because That's Just Not Realistic Either)
Stay tuned for more techniques that will surely not change your life but will make you feel slightly better about yourself.